burymeatsee:

internetexplorers:

we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first

Me: “Hey sweetie, can you text daddy and ask him if he still likes me?”
Daughter: “MoooOOoOooOm”

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You’re under no obligation to be the same person you were five minutes ago. Unknown (via amartii)

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lets play a game called olympics or gay porn

psychoticmusichead:

me when the smart kid in class gets the answer wrong

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vsuc:

Art in the Dark. by chrisjtse on Flickr.

wearethewolfhearts:

whats-crackin-ho:

how concerned do you think people would be if i started putting quotation marks around everything i do like if someone asked me what i was doing i’d answer with something like oh just “taking out the trash”

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Extremely concerned

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